Watchmen needs to F*** Off
I’m starting a new category, because some things are so awesome that I can say nothing about them except: F*** off for being so great. I started using the non-perjorative form of this phrase when I...
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Am I the only one excited about Punisher: War Zone?
I am? Damn. I should learn to word my sentences more artfully. I can’t even get my friend Paul to come see Punisher: War Zone and I had previously gotten him to come to Ghost Rider…hey, wait a...
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Cap NOOOOOOO!
Captain America has been arrested. Apparently he was on a pub crawl in Melbourne, Florida and got caught groping some girl. You know, our heroes just keep dropping like flies, Neil Bush, George W....
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View ArticleSo THAT’s what that was about?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szZsKdJYR-A[/youtube]It’s Wolverine week and that pretty much guarantees I’ve been obsessing about Superheroes all week. It doesn’t help that Crackle.com now...
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Wolverine!
My review of Wolverine cannot possibly be taken seriously, so why bother. Back when there was one Superhero movie a year, I would put on a little festival before I went to go see it. These festivals...
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Breaking News: Archie to marry Veronica!
Oh right. I’m pretty sure no one who is visiting this site gives a shit, including me. Honestly, what surprised me most when this came across the CNN.com homepage was not that Archie was getting...
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Longer Than 2 Second Movie Review: Wolverine
So Schadenfriend Paul Preston is starting a site to house all of his movie rants and movie-based content. He asked me if I’d like to write some reviews of the summer movies and I decided to take a shot...
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Here’s what a guy in a green coat looks like!
SPOILER – Seth Rogen wears a Green Coat. So I’m a big Superhero guy. I like comics, but more than that I like Superhero movies. I was at Ghost Rider opening night and I’ve seen Elektra more times than...
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Best Blurry Out-Of-Focus Picture of a celebrity yet
Quick update on living in L.A., it’s terrible and awful and nothing interesting ever happens here. So anyway Jon Favreau and Robert Downey Jr. introduced the midnight screening of Iron Man that I...
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